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Creatures Comedy

Go on, make someone laugh. If you have any Creatures-related jokes that you'd like to share with us, please send them to us.

We be Creatures!
Check out Moca's cartoon feature, "We Be Creatures" which follows the antics of Amber, Boo and their freinds. The first installment was called "The Crest." The newest is: "The Bribe".

River and Petal cartoon strip
Many of you may remember the cartoon adventures of our two lovable Norns, River and Petal. Well, here they are in their entirety.

Mr and Mrs PotatoNorn
Remember Mr PotatoHead and how much fun you had constructing weird looking people. Well, you can now do the same with your Norns using Maureese's Mr and Mrs PotatoNorn. You'll need a Java-enabled web browser to create your own PotatoNorn.

Albia life tips for Norns
Thanks to SnowCalico for letting us reproduce these.

"Remember when walking down the road of life, always stop and squish the ants"
"Speak softly and carry a big toy."
"It's better to have kisspopped and lost...than to have never kisspopped at all."
"Don't slap the hand that feeds you."
"Never look a gift COB in the Mouth."
"When in doubt, blame the Grendel."
"If you love something, let it go, and if the love is true it will come back to you tenfold. If not, just chase it down and slap it until it does."
"Everything I ever needed to know, I learned as an egg."
"To eem or not to eem, that is the question."
"If you can't beat 'em...steal their toy."
"Weeds are tasty!"

Cloning Around
Genetics can be fun! If you don't believe us, check out this cartoon website called Cloning Around. (not Creatures-related)

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